Us here a N.E.A.S are very serious about our Ewoks, our ultimate aim is to one day become Ewoks ourselves. We live everyday with the ultimate ambition of becoming what we love so much. Myself and my darling wife are currently looking into the possibilities of having plastic surgery to change our facial appearance to that of an Ewok. My wife gets really turned on by Ewoks as do I. One day we hope to be able to make sweet Ewok love together. Obviously this won't be the same as making love to a real ewok, but it is close as we will be able to get.

The Doctor (Dr. Ejberg) has already started me and my wife on Hormones, these will allow us to grow abnormal amounts of hair, which after a few years should take on a fur like appearance. My legs are already noticeably covered in thick hair, and my wife has an abundance on her buttoks, in fact when she is bent over you would find it very hard to be able to distinguish her from an actual Ewok.

See the picture gallery for the latest on our Ewok transformation.